xxspronkus420xx:

world-heritage-posts:

geosaurusrex:

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

world heritage post

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

theygender:

If you ever find yourself thinking “oh it’s only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation” that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it’s too late

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

theygender:

mothgirlballs:

fursonas:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

daily-spooky:

sapphling:

your background screening should be done in just a few minutes ma'am, your employment history was approved and your credit check came in well above the minimum threshold. we just have a couple technicalities to sort out now, confirming your current address and running a keyword search for “elf” on your blog to make sure everything looks normal,

emilynyaaa:

penumant:

mananabuffins:

that-twink-over-there:

dormouseking:

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

everythingfox:

Orange cat behaviour

prudencepaccard:

prudencepaccard:

these tags are so incredible